{"id":3806,"date":"2014-10-10T22:41:24","date_gmt":"2014-10-10T14:41:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.darknet.org.uk\/?p=3806"},"modified":"2020-09-26T21:49:04","modified_gmt":"2020-09-26T13:49:04","slug":"stupid-e-mails-satilight-hacking-website-cloning-detailo-more","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.darknet.org.uk\/2014\/10\/stupid-e-mails-satilight-hacking-website-cloning-detailo-more\/","title":{"rendered":"Stupid E-mails \u2013 Satilight Hacking, Website Cloning, Detailo & More!"},"content":{"rendered":"

It’s been a good 3 years since my last entry in this category and I’ve had a steady stream of stupid e-mails recently fit for posting. Plus I actually had 1-2 people e-mail me and tell me they missed the posts in this category and that it always gave them a good laugh – so please could I post some more.<\/p>\n

\"Retarded<\/p>\n

So yah, here we are – let’s see what we’ve harvested from the crop this time around.<\/p>\n

An evergreen classic, he really can’t download ‘the hacking tools’.<\/p>\n

From: kj
\nSubject: hacking software<\/p>\n

Message Body:
\ndarknet,
\n im still having trouble downloading the hacking tools..can you help where i can get this..
\n credit card wizard v.1.1
\nand for bank account..and money transfer software..damn im really broke..help me..<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Another very common theme amongst these e-mails, that I seem to be some free resource for helping people to hack random stuff.<\/p>\n

From: binshad
\nSubject: brutus<\/p>\n

Message Body:
\nsir,
\ni need your help i want to bruteforce and i want to crack the password from a website freesms8.com using brutus ae2. i cannot able to configuare the brutus for that attack can you help me. its .aspx website dotnet.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

PERHAPS LEARN HOW TO USE CAPS LOCK FIRST.<\/p>\n

From: Ras Wayne
\nSubject: I WANT TO LEARN HACKING<\/p>\n

Message Body:
\nI WOULD LIKE TO LEARN HACKING,CC HACKING AND ALSO BANKS INFO HACKING, LET ME KNOW IF YOU GUYS CAN BE OF HELP.<\/p>\n

THANKS.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Free cash, what does that even mean? Surely if cash is free it has no intrinsic value – wait, is that too deep?<\/p>\n

From: jemma
\nSubject: cash fast<\/p>\n

Message Body:
\nhow to get free cash fas<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Er what? I guess the answer is yes, but that’s because I don’t really understand the question.<\/p>\n

From: marijan
\nSubject: question<\/p>\n

Message Body:
\nis it possible to hack a usb modem to hack mobile internet. its a huawei k3520 model<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

If you need to hack a college\/uni to get in, you should perhaps be thinking about vocational qualifications.<\/p>\n

From: Akinsola
\nSubject: ADMINISTRATION HACKING TOOLS FOR INSTITUTION<\/p>\n

Message Body:
\nWhich tool can i use to hacking a website, to give me admission into their institution<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

This guy sounds reasonably articulate, which makes the fact he wants to completely rip off someone elses hard work even sadder. He included his whole home address, phone number, fax number and name.<\/p>\n