It’s been a good 3 years since my last entry in this category and I’ve had a steady stream of stupid e-mails recently fit for posting. Plus I actually had 1-2 people e-mail me and tell me they missed the posts in this category and that it always gave them a good laugh – so please could I post some more.
So yah, here we are – let’s see what we’ve harvested from the crop this time around.
An evergreen classic, he really can’t download ‘the hacking tools’.
Subject: hacking software
im still having trouble downloading the hacking tools..can you help where i can get this..
credit card wizard v.1.1
and for bank account..and money transfer software..damn im really broke..help me..
Another very common theme amongst these e-mails, that I seem to be some free resource for helping people to hack random stuff.
i need your help i want to bruteforce and i want to crack the password from a website freesms8.com using brutus ae2. i cannot able to configuare the brutus for that attack can you help me. its .aspx website dotnet.
PERHAPS LEARN HOW TO USE CAPS LOCK FIRST.
From: Ras Wayne
Subject: I WANT TO LEARN HACKING
I WOULD LIKE TO LEARN HACKING,CC HACKING AND ALSO BANKS INFO HACKING, LET ME KNOW IF YOU GUYS CAN BE OF HELP.
Free cash, what does that even mean? Surely if cash is free it has no intrinsic value – wait, is that too deep?
Subject: cash fast
how to get free cash fas
Er what? I guess the answer is yes, but that’s because I don’t really understand the question.
is it possible to hack a usb modem to hack mobile internet. its a huawei k3520 model
If you need to hack a college/uni to get in, you should perhaps be thinking about vocational qualifications.
Subject: ADMINISTRATION HACKING TOOLS FOR INSTITUTION
Which tool can i use to hacking a website, to give me admission into their institution
This guy sounds reasonably articulate, which makes the fact he wants to completely rip off someone elses hard work even sadder. He included his whole home address, phone number, fax number and name.
Subject: Building a new website – copying from an existing website.
Building a new website – copying from an existing website.
I have a question: Is there a way to extract the username and password of a hosted website? Can someone copy a website on their computer, (without having the username and password). Then edit it and make it in a completely new website with their name and details, and changes. And then publish it with a new hosting.
The idea is to take the help and advantage of the built in coding.
I want to duplicate the formula of some successful money making websites. Please tell me if this is possible. Kindly help.
All .zip downloads with passwords have the passwords CLEARLY stated in the post. If you can’t read, you probably shouldn’t be trying to hack stuff.
Subject: I need your help
I am hereby want to help me your tools is restricted by password please tell me.
I want to learn in the detailo too.
How can I learn Hacking in detailo???Please mail me…..
This one is just strange.
From: Semy Chan
I’m very interest with your product. I’d like buy some of your product,
but before I order from you I want ask something:
– Do you accept credit card payment ?
– Could you dispatch to singapore ?
and i want buy :
-CTEK Multi XS 25000 Battery Chargers QTY: 15 Unit
Please calculate total cost my order including shipping cost via
fedex Express ,DHL or UPS EXPRESS ship to singapore, Looking forward
hearing from you soon.
Man this satilight sure does sound like fun.
Subject: satilight hacking
i want satilight hacking software.and mobile hacking software.
Well Sue, thanks for letting me know.
Subject: Google Chrome
I had to uninstall it because my facebook got hacked through it and couldn’t make any security changes until I uninstalled it.
I would hazard a guess this has to do with our Elevator Hacking post, but I think he missed the point somewhat.
From: Fon Abumbi
Subject: Elevator Lift:
I am looking for a company that is capable of supplying large quantity of Passengers Elevator Lifts to the republic of Cameroon.
For sure, want me to come over and pre-digest your food for you as well?
Subject: need full hacking tutorial sent to my mail.
pls i will like you to mail me full hacking tutorial in pdf format, pls i in haste to see your reply….Thanks
Well just because you asked and it will make you seriously LOL.
Sorry to bother you, but I have been looking through your “retards” section and saw some questionable stuff. If you are so sure something is retarded, what is your example of a non-retarded question? If you don’t want us to ask you how to hack, then what do you want us to send you? Why do you even have a “contact us” section? Would it be “retarded” to ask how to sql inject into a site? If you put this as a retarded question I will seriously LOL.
I have the Contact Darknet page for people to send me news articles and tool information/updates not for nob-end skiddies to ask me how to sql inject into a site. Basically, don’t use the contact form to ask me any questions unless it’s something along the lines of “How much does it cost to advertise on your site?”.
I’m fine with questions along those lines. It actually states on the Contact Darknet page, exactly in explicit terms why it exists:
Drop us a line here if you have an interesting story or article to share, tool updates and announcements are most welcome – especially if you have something new you would like to share with our readers.
This selection was from January-October 2011, more here – Retards.