It’s been a while since I’ve added a post to my beloved Retards category (almost a year and a half), since I put the disclaimer and link on the contact page – I’ve actually had a lot less retarded e-mails.
Which is good in a way as I no longer have to waste my time reading them, and bad in a way because I no longer get to laugh at people on a daily basis. Anyway, I still get some – so here they are for your viewing pleasure :)
Ok let’s start off with a classic example..of something I barely understand.
master is ur window 7 ultimate still on for sale….and how do u I learn this hacking of a stuff…i dam interested…
Oh sorry what? I think you misunderstood the topic of this site.
i need to know what program to download to be able to use our digital dictation recorder
Right ok, I’ll get to work on the Paid Server Indian Web immediately and also write a system to remind you of your own password..
pls guys kindly give me a tutorail on how to creat a paid server indian web by myself,and also i forget my computer password and any time i want to on it ,it will be rwquesting for password which i dont know it again,bros what can i do.
Love hashing ya, xx
Hi :) My name is Nita and I joined this site for hashing a password,I just don’t know where to hash it.Can someone help me? :)
Byee,Love ya x
Random spacing (check)
Missing letters (check)
Random capitalization (check)
Subject: its posible
its posible to find an adres passwd off FAcebook
please P.m to me
Ok you ask me to contact you ‘securely’ but you mail me from a Yahoo! address, no PGP key, no hushmail account…nothing..
Please contact me securely.
And an old classic thrown in for good measure – the cheating spouse.
Please, please help me I need a password for a yahoo account…
The password concerned is my life partner for 15 years and I know he is cheating on me…I just need proof to confront him, I did confront him, he treathened to kill me if I carry on asking him about him having affairs…
If you can his email accounts are
I would really appreciate it…
Is it possible? Yah probably, but you need a brain first.
Subject: Texas Hold em Poker
IS Hacking Zynga Poker possible,add chips or view table cards?
There seems to be more and more Facebook based requests nowadays – here’s another one..
Subject: facebook password
I am being falls accused by an impostor using my name, i cannot stop her from spreading news al over my family and friends saying bad words about me. its getting worst.
I believe what you are looking for is called “A Job” accompanied by “A Credit Card” you scumbag.
Subject: Hacking Software
I am looking for a software that will hack into a website like adultfriendfinder or xxxblackbook and allow you to have a free gold or silver membership. Whats out there that will do that or come close?
This selection is from November 2010 – January 2011…I have tons more, will post them soon :)