Stupid E-mails – Brute Force, Change School Grades, Hack US Military & MORE

It’s been a few months since the last update, and it’s definitely been slower since I posted the disclaimer and link on the Contact Page.

There have been some weird ones, one worders, one liners and stuff in foreign languages.

Anyway let’s get started with a classic ‘script-kiddy I can’t operate my computer‘ type mail.

lloyd wrote:
hey i would like to know how to use brute force pleese

I have absolutely no idea what this means, can someone tell me if it’s retarded? I assume it’s Spanish.

fabricio wrote:
eu quero jogar este jogo

This guys thinks he’s smart, puts other people down in his first sentence then proceeds to do exactly the same thing. Learning how to spell might be a good start.

Manner Pavis wrote:
I understand that a majority of people who contact you have stupid and idiotic questions asking “How do I access myspace at school?” Well I could care less about any of that bull shit. I would just really like to know how to change my grades or how to become an administrator on my schools computer, any help would
be REALLY apriciated. I REALLY want to do this. So if you can tell me how to change my grades or become an administrator(without purchasing any hardware or software(unless it’s completeley neccasary))then it would be very much apriciated.

Any cyberterrorists for hire?

Pat wrote:
Hi, I have a big problem to find somone really good hacker that can help me, I’m looking for an hacker that can help me to hack into the US miletary, it maby sounds redicules but it is verry important, so please can you help me? or do you know enyone else that can help me??

Anyone have any idea at all what he’s on about?

peter davsion wrote:
darknet admin,

i have looked for the registration of the website and could not find it and i was wondering does it have one ???

and if so could you tell me were to register with the website if you can as it has a lot of good advice rather than forums and a lot more detialed ionformation on it well recomend it to anybody excellent website

Use what, what password?

justin wrote:
every time i use it is says password and i dont know what it is

*Yawn* another cheating spouse?

ken wrote:
darknet,

i am very interested on your skills
i know that you are a very intelligent man.to go straight to the point.i need a favor,someone like you that has the knowledge of the internet.i am a father of 3 children and i am married for 8yrs. my wife cheated on us.if you could help me figure out,this problem of mine.i need an evidence about the whereabouts of my
wife,using her email.i want to know how to hack her email ad.to find out what was her plan for my kids.she abandon all my kids with me.this is the only way that i could get some evidence from her emails.i don’t want to go empty handed.last year she fooled us and went to her guy..without a trace.if you can
help me with this,i would be happy together with my kids.
i really need your help
if you can pass through her yahoo mail and know the password that would be my evidence in the court..
thanks and more power to you!!!

There’s a never ending stream of people that seem to think I’m some kind of mentor too, what’s up with that?

eyes rutherford wrote:
hello,
i am not an aspiring password cracker or future convict, i am a young individual who is willing to learn about computer science and security. I promise to utilize anything you teach me within the confines of the law, i am not out to get anyone or anything, please consider my request. thank you for your time.

This needs no description.

ERAGON wrote:
I WANT TO JOIN U GUYS ANY TECHQ TO JOIN U

School grade hacking is ever-popular too, can’t you guys just study like everyone else? And yah, I’m REAL sure you wont change your grades.

JB wrote:
Hi, i got this school website ( where all the grades and shit are collected ) and i need to hack it.
could you tell me some about lining up like, 4-5 proxies? no worry, Im not gonna ask you to hack it or something, I’ll fix the md5 hash myself. and no, i do not have plans to change my grades.

-JB-

Erm ok.

dipesh wrote:
i want lern hack(security testing perpose.)

how??
pls give a replay

And of course this post can’t be complete without a Facebook hacking request!

Robert Tait wrote:
Hi, I am quite a fan of your site. I need to know how to hack Facebook or a console. is there a tool I can use, or can I pay someone from Darknet to hack for me?

Thanks

Keep an eye on the retards here:

https://www.darknet.org.uk/category/retards/