Rules for life.

• Don't fuck with me, I am God (ShaolinTiger)
• Share your knowledge. It's a way to achieve immortality.
• If you have lotsa money or anything cool, you must donate it to me ;)
• Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
• 24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case.....coincidence?
• If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
• No one is listening until you make a mistake.
• Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
• The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
• To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism -- to steal from many is research.
• If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
• Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
• Half the people you know are below average.
• 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
• Make the rest up, do I look like I really care??
• Don't fear love or you will fear life, those who fear life are 3 parts dead allready..
• Take into account that great love and great achievements involve great risk.
• When you lose, don't lose the lesson.
• Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck.
• Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly.
• Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.
• Spend some time alone every day.
• Open your arms to change, but don't let go of your values.
• In disagreements with loved ones, deal only with the current situation. Don't bring up the past.
• Once a year, go someplace you've never been before.
• Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it.
• Approach love and cooking with reckless abandon.
• Sex is like air..It doesn't seem that important untill you aren't getting any ;).
• Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
• Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good.
• Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
• Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.