21 October 2009 | 33,205 views

Retarded E-mails – Carding, Coins, Bombs & More!

Check Your Web Security with Acunetix

Ah it’s that time of the year again when all the back to skoolers have some mad l33t knowledge and wanna h4x0r the planet or something.

Hmmm website hacking, sounds simple eh?

thriller wrote:
hai i would like to know website hacking how?……… sedn to my mail

Ok I’m following up up to the exploding part? Not quite sure about that one.

kesarjahs wrote:
hi 2 all, i just want to ask if you have program for hacking of yahoomail /gmail account? If you don’t mind can you send it to my gmail account coz i want to hack and try to explode. I’m looking forward to the end such a long time.

sincerely,
Kesar Jahs

Ok this one is really bizarre, what kind of question does he expect actually?

Jason Davis wrote:
What is this site. I’m a lil lost
J

WTF, does this look like Security Focus? Oh right copy and paste, at least have the decency to change the e-mail you lazy fuck.

Rudra wrote:
Hello,
I’m the senior product manager and a founder employee of Wank Security – the industry’s leading on demand penetration testing company. Previously I’ve written articles in Hakin9, infosec magazine and CISSP training materials for renowned authors. I would also like to contribute to Security focus on a wide variety of topics including penetration testing. Please let me know if you are accepting articles at this point. Offline, I’ve been working on a article on security threats for online gaming. I can contribute this one if it fits your requirement to start with.

Hope to hear from you soon!

Thanks!
Rudra

Ah back to the normal cheating spouse/erase my debt thing going on.

Aliana wrote:
Quick background – I would like to start a new life, my x husband ran my credit to the ground. I am a 28 year old mother and am seeking someone who can help me erase my debt. If you know of anyone please pass on my email address, if not I am sorry to have wasted your time. Thank you!

What’s the bet this guy is Indian, all their e-mails start with ‘Sir’. BTW if you find the magic undetectable hacking tool Fadi, I want a copy too – thanks.

Fadi wrote:
Dear Sir,
i m looking for undetectable hacking tool to purchase is there any so please tell mei didn’t found any yet :( please sir i shall be highly thankfull to u .

I’m not exactly sure what kind of site people think this is, but since when did we do identity searches? She didn’t even mention what country she’s in or how I’m supposed to locate this mysterious person.

Nia wrote:
Do u need the permission of the individual to be able to give me their location?
And how much will it cost for one search?

Website: Hotmail

Credit cards? I have plenty, you can have them all if you want..I keep buying stuff I don’t really need.

noname wrote:
I want to buy credit card what to do to buy?

mig22 or mig33? Make up your mind..

ahmad wrote:
dear friend,
i just wanted to request you something. there is a software used for chating via mobile. its name is mig22. i want to request you to find some way or make some software for that , for hacking or cracking mig33 password. i will be very thankful to you.
waiting for your reply

Oh wow, poor you Louis. I swear people seem to think every ‘hacker’ runs some kind of hack on demand password recovery scheme.

Louis wrote:
Hi,

My ex stole my email accounts and changed all the details so I cant access them or recover them, can you please help me get the passwords so I can recover the email accounts?

Thanks in advance,

Louis

This one sounds like a 419er.

collins masango wrote:
i would need a good creditcard dealer to be suppling me with numbers,this for long time deal,preferably russian,german,canadian,uk or american

This one is a little bit scary..and disjointed, coins and bombs? What a combination.

Alana wrote:
I looking for imfo on atm and coin machines and how to crack into them and on bombs

Keep an eye on the retards here:

http://www.darknet.org.uk/category/retards/



Recent in Retards:
- Retarded E-mails – Damn Interested Hacking, Paid Server Indian Web, Love Hashing & More
- Retarded E-mails – Carding, Coins, Bombs & More!
- Retarded E-mails – Brute Force, Change School Grades, Hack US Military & MORE

Related Posts:
- Retarded E-mails – Damn Interested Hacking, Paid Server Indian Web, Love Hashing & More
- Retarded E-mails – ATM Cards, Very Important Details, VOIP Testing Tools and MORE!
- Defense Workers Warned About Spy Coins for Espionage

Most Read in Retards:
- Retarded E-mails – Crack Hotmail? Hack Facebook? Boyfriend Cheating? - 63,492 views
- Retarded E-mails – Carding, Coins, Bombs & More! - 33,205 views
- Retarded E-mails – Brute Force, Change School Grades, Hack US Military & MORE - 10,536 views

Advertise on Darknet

18 Responses to “Retarded E-mails – Carding, Coins, Bombs & More!”

  1. L1GhtY0Ru1ch1 21 October 2009 at 8:45 am Permalink

    Wank Security – LOL Epic

    This should be on 4chan, seriously.

  2. netinfinity 21 October 2009 at 8:47 am Permalink

    Laughed my ass off :D
    Rudra rules! He uses send to everyone button. Let us all be Security Focus. :D

  3. KY 21 October 2009 at 8:55 am Permalink

    HAHAHAH hilarious. lol

  4. Alemany 21 October 2009 at 11:03 am Permalink

    LoL :D

  5. fuzion 21 October 2009 at 11:12 am Permalink

    just wait until you get something on milw0rm… now those are interesting emails

  6. Rishabh Dangwal 21 October 2009 at 12:36 pm Permalink

    ROFLMAO…. :D

  7. embe 21 October 2009 at 1:53 pm Permalink

    he needs the coins to make the bombs obviously. lmao

  8. embed 21 October 2009 at 2:03 pm Permalink

    Fadi has got a big problem!
    He’s searching for the “undetectable” hacking l33t tool, but it’s undetectable – so he won’t be able to find it :D

  9. Marco Ramilli 21 October 2009 at 4:24 pm Permalink

    Yea, that’s funny but in my opinion this is a good alert on what is happening on security. People think that hacking means download programs and run then, don’t understanding what’s real happening. People don’t understand the true importance of security, joking with it (hopefully last message from Alana), and again, these messages (mails, comments or whatever) show the negligence of people.
    I mean.. under this point of view, it’s quite scary. Where’s security going ?

  10. droope 21 October 2009 at 6:49 pm Permalink

    “Retard” is a very strong word, IMO. Stupid would be most fitted :D

    Naaaah, jokes aside, I am sure these people are very smart, in some aspect (obviously not hacking). :P

    Cheers!
    Droope

  11. arkizzle 21 October 2009 at 9:42 pm Permalink

    Wank == on-demand penetration-testing

    so true!

  12. David 22 October 2009 at 11:52 am Permalink

    haha this is great. i love how everyone thinks hacking is so easy.

  13. John 22 October 2009 at 12:20 pm Permalink

    Coins are obviously shrapnel

  14. Ronald 22 October 2009 at 1:58 pm Permalink

    is this indicative of the next generation of script kiddies?

  15. Marco Ramilli 22 October 2009 at 2:16 pm Permalink

    That’s why I’m afraid about that.
    Maybe some time ago, the “new security people” were interested on what will happen to the system by changing the normal behavior, now new security kiddies are just interested on the consequences, and to the fastest way to break systems. I dunno but it’s weird for me.
    Finally, yes Ronald, in my opinion that’s indicative of next gen. sk.

  16. netinfinity 22 October 2009 at 9:07 pm Permalink

    But havent it always been like this?
    There were always skiddies, and there will always be skiddies. It’s human nature – not everyone is a hacker. But there are alot wanna be’s :D

  17. bi0os 24 October 2009 at 4:13 pm Permalink

    kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk =D

  18. cbrp1r8 26 October 2009 at 3:35 pm Permalink

    LMAO….Security Focus….Classic…. :-)